A pithy of truths

With life seeming to spill forth a never ending surplus of random facts and noteworthy truths, I felt my first unskinny blog contribution should be a continuation on this rock steady theme. Yes I'm going to pop my bloggy cherry with an offering of yet more fodder for this virtual pin board of curiosity and human insight.  

Some of the best Big Things I've been to-

Big Avocado, Big Banana, Big Cheese, Big Pineapple, Big Rock, Big Guitar, Big Orange, Big Peanut, Big Prawn, Big Macadamia.

My Favourite country song titles-

'If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me' - Jimmy Buffett

'My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him' - Phil Earhart

'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter

'Are you Drinkin With Me, Jesus?' - Mojo Nixon

A collection of my fav collective nouns-

A blaze of pyromaniacs, A blush of embarrassments, A jagger of tongues, An obscurity of poets, A pinhead of angels,  A spread of nymphomaniacs, A reflection of narcissist, A jackson of gloves, a yearning of yesterdays, A break of winds, A skid of underpants

That's all I got right now. And as my high school guidance officer used to say - "Have fun picking a nugget out of that pant load."