No? Fuck! What's the deal with this show? Why is it so popular? They're just cooking! That's not what I want in a reality show! I want fights, preferably drunken fights, and people eating coconuts and trying to catch fish. I wanna see people butchering a Beyonce tune, or standing on a pole in the Pacific for a ridiculous amount of time, whilst bantering with the delightful Jeff Probst...not...COOKING! That's BORING! If I never see anybody cook anything ever again on television, it will be too soon! Unless it's this guy...

Come back, Peter Russell-Clark! We miss you :)
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