10.Blogs
Does anyone really care?
9. Queenslanders.
Even though I am one, Queenslanders are really irritating. Especially the ones who say "Queens-land-Aah" very loudly at sporting matches, pubs, clubs - anywhere really.
8. John Howard.
Yeah sure he is gone. But maintain the rage I say. We will never get those 11 years back.
7. Rugby League.
Boofheads watching boofheads play. Yawn.
6. Big Exhaust Pipes
Now this I really don't understand. Why do you want to make your blue 90's Barina louder? To draw attention to yourself? They are called mufflers. They are supposed to muffle. Dickheads.
5. Jet Skis.
How pointless are these? How noisy are these? How annoying are these? Go for a swim you bogan.
4. Four Wheel Drives in the City.
Seriously. Do you really need it? Buy something smaller, more efficient and less annoying for me.
3. Littering
Why is it often McDonalds wrapping? I have seen people at the park, next to the harbour, pull up in their 4WD's (with their Jet skis on the back), tuck into a Big Mac, then throw the rubbish out the window! What is that???
2. Putting on Doona Covers.
Is this not the most annoying thing to do in the world? A cross between swearing, laundry and bizarre Rock Eisteddfod moves.
1. The Hiccups
My most hated bodily function. I hate it more than pooing, peeing, sneezing and farting. I hate The Hiccups.
yes, quite right...although for #2 have you tried the inside out method of doona-covering...Turn washed doona cover inside out - laying it flat over doona - insert hands inside doona cover to the far corners of doona cover (furthest away from opening) - then grip both doona cover and the doona simultaneously - pull doona through doona cover - kinda like you are doing a reverse inside out action...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to now stop saying Doona, if that's okay?
ReplyDeletedoona. doona doona doona doona doona doona dooooonaaaaaaRRRGGGGHHHHHH